you fail biology forever

Celebrian, part one more than the last one

airey_kun Dec 03, 2011 13:09

Stats in any part before this.

Also, I got a Skype. I'm called Airey_the_Dostoevsky_Fangirl.

ANNOUNCMENT: Sooner or later, I will get off my butt and switch sites because this is stupid. Also. New tags. Aren't they lovely?

( In which awkward times and flashy, seizure-inducing .gifs are shared by all. )

really really long, canon rape, dudes in the sporking theater, squick, unlikely pairings, insanity, fandom is irrelevent, oh great ass-filler, where we're going we don't need... canon, you fail biology forever, purple prose, and i don't mean a rooster, lemon, you fail sex ed forever, overly-long intro, author: unknown, jrr tolkien is spinning in his grave, battered houswife syndrome, sporker: airey, blackmail imminent, sex ensues, kill it with fire, kill me now, huge warty cock, females do not work that way., it was awful, fandom: lord of the rings, no plot, perversity, fic: celebrian, guest sporkings, lavender labia, bad porn, get a beta, dostoevsky, unintentionally funny, better than hogwarts exposed, seizure jokes, what just happened?, her what, overly long, infamous, macro mania, epic fail, rape warning, classical lit, i'm not actually part of this fandom, f**king psychology how does it work, sex does not work that way, gah! gah!!, horrible just horrible, logic failure, death to the aristocracy, multi-part spork, annoying main characters, ooc, why me, nudity, i'm scared hold me, naughty naughty language, cluster f-bomb, do not want, german porn, jello tits!, broke the rating system, nsfw, get your mind out of the gutter, breasts

Hogwarts: Overexposed, part ii

airey_kun Sep 11, 2011 20:08

( In Which Deadly Neurotoxin Appears )

really really long, canon rape, dudes in the sporking theater, squick, unlikely pairings, insanity, where we're going we don't need... canon, rips off jurassic park, you fail biology forever, gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!, purple prose, polyjuice potion tomfoolery, grammer is hard, stopped updating on a cliffhanger, genderbender, sex ensues, i feel mean, kill it with fire, kill me now, females do not work that way., it was awful, no plot, beige prose, perversity, what homework? what classes?, just plain stupid, fandom: harry potter, mary sue, i give up, bad porn, get a beta, idiocy, fic: hogwarts overexposed, what just happened?, her what, lj coding is the devil, unreadable prose, think of the punctuation, author: neil, paedophilia, bad romance, infamous, epic fail, suddenly turrets, f**king psychology how does it work, gah! gah!!, blue screen of death, horrible just horrible, logic failure, poke it with a stick, multi-part spork, annoying main characters, sporker: sith droideka, freaking harmonians, ooc, nudity, why me, americanisms in the potterverse, typos, do not want, spelling is hard, awful awful awful pacing, please stop thinking of the children, broke the rating system, nsfw, omg! i need a date!, get your mind out of the gutter, breasts, this has fans?!

Chibiusa's Seventh Birthday

airey_kun May 14, 2011 22:29

Title: Chibiusa's Seventh Birthday
Culprit Robert Tsunai
Fandom Sailor Moon, which I have never actually seen (but that doesn't make it less painful)
Rating 413
Source I hate TVTropes so. damn. much.

Characters/Shippings 7-year-old Usa, all of these shenshi people, Tuxedo Mask, her... parents...?; Usa is raped by everyone. EVERYONE. TURN BACK BEFORE IT ( Read more... )

canon rape, squick, idiocy, unlikely pairings, what just happened?, insanity, her what, silverpelt and hawksky, fandom is irrelevent, slash, where we're going we don't need... canon, you killed the spellchecker, you fail biology forever, paedophilia, ikea erotica, gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!, infamous, you fail sex ed forever, i swear too much, fandom: sailor moon, grammer is hard, epic fail, rape warning, i'm not actually part of this fandom, sex does not work that way, horrible just horrible, blue screen of death, gah! gah!!, logic failure, lesbians!, author: robert tsunai, sporker: airey, blackmail imminent, sex ensues, fic: chibiusa's seventh birthday, i feel mean, kill it with fire, ooc, kill me now, why me, nudity, i'm scared hold me, naughty naughty language, females do not work that way., typos, whaaaaaaaat???, incest, do not want, it was awful, jello tits!, i'm a terrible mormon, picking on silverpelt, no plot, beige prose, broke the rating system, perversity, just plain stupid, nsfw, breasts, femmeslash, i give up, bad porn, homestuck references

My Favorite Girl, part 2

airey_kun Mar 05, 2011 13:07

Title: My Favorite Girl
Culprit: First Step 2 Forever -My Story
Fandom: Detective Conan
Rating: 5 apotoxins, two for grammar, two for rampant OOC, and one for 1st person viewpoint without understanding how Shinichi/Conan and Haibara think.
Source: The world of Give-up-hope. (Also known as The Pit.)

Characters/Shippings: Conan Edogawa, Ai Haibara, ( Read more... )

fandom: detective conan, sporker: sith droideka, dudes in the sporking theater, idiocy, i've seen worse, ooc, english as a second language, where we're going we don't need... canon, picking on humblot, you killed the spellchecker, you fail biology forever, typos, mostly harmless, bad romance, grammer is hard, epic fail, fic: my favorite girl, pre-revolution humblot, spelling is hard, beige prose, awful awful awful pacing, author: first step 2 forever - my story, logic failure, spoilers, what homework? what classes?, just plain stupid, omg! i need a date!, americans in japan, not that bad, multi-part spork, annoying main characters